PROJECT 12
(click on the CD above to sing along!)
Project 12
(to the tune of “Penny Lane" by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
In Project 12 there is a browser showing OLAP graphs,
With every measure we’ve the pleasure to know,
Though our enthusiasm overflows,
We must not disclose,
In the beta there’s a window with an hourglass,
It often locks up showing portrait on the screen,
And calendar exceptions are now named,
But not in Exchange, very strange,
Chorus:
PROJECT 12 IS REALLY GRAND, HOW IT ENCHANTS,
THERE BENEATH THE BLUE FAMILIAR GANTTS, NOW 3D MEANWHILE BACK,
Project Web now uses SharePoint for its interface,
Now I can make a simple project on the web,
And performance won’t go down the tubes,
When I build my cubes,
Chorus
PROJECT 12 IS QUITE THE HIT, IT’S VERY CLEAR,
MIKE* MAY BE THE NEXT “MAN OF THE YEAR", COULD HAPPEN, MEANWHILE BACK,
Now I can organize my projects into programs,
And I can filter them with endless custom fields,
And my projects will save in a flash, using Local Cache,
“Project 12 is smarter" raves another customer,
And we’ve got multi-level undo here at last,
And that concludes my Project song this year,
Some things never change, very strange,
Chorus
PROJECT 12 IS ON A ROLL, IT REALLY ROCKS,
HOTTER THAN THE CIRCUITS IN XBOX, IT’S SMOKIN’, MEANWHILE BACK,
PROJECT 12, LATEST AND GREATEST ON THE SCENE,
WONDER WHAT IS LEFT FOR “P THIRTEEN",
PROJECT 12.